Happy Fucking Birthday Billy Fucking Connolly

When it comes to heros of mine who acted along side Judi Dench while she played Queen Victoria, it doesn’t get any higher than Billy Connolly who turns 66 today.  Not only is he one of funniest men alive but he’s SCOTTISH, which is like a triple word score if life were Scrabble and Billy were little wooden tiles.  So enjoy some Billy riffing on masterbation during his performance in the one man show: Beetlejuice.

Michael Keaton eat your heart out. Which would be gross.