From the mouths of Albanians (Classic Edition)

Albanian on Barack Obama:

It’s not what he has to say; it’s the color of his skin.

Albanian on Williamsburg:

Chad: There were lots of hipsters there.

Albo: Alot of what?

Chad: Hipsters. You know tight jeans, big glasses.

Albo: You mean gays?

Chad: No like Brooklyn.

Albo: Oh you mean weirdos.

Albanian on Kanye (standing next to black man)

Albo: I ain’t calling you no gold digga’

But you ain’t dealing with…..

(Looks at his new black colleague)

Albo: Damn. I can’t say nigga anymore.

APPLAUSE

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