From the Mouths of Albanians…

And celebrating the 309th anniversary of that short French dude who loves waterparks discovering the Rosetta Stone I bring you a conversation between a Piano player and my favorite Albanian.

PP: I know. Once I found a cockroach in my bed and I wanted to squash it but you know, I didn’t want like cockroach guts all over my bed.

ALBO: Well you can always say you were popping a cherry. (pause) You know. Of a virgin.

(staring)

BTW did I mention he dates a 17 year old.

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