Notes from Opening Ceremonies of the Olympics

Homemade pollution excuse.

Homemade pollution excuse.

Everytime I see that many Chinese working in unison, I have to imagine that somewhere out there Phillip Knight is smiling.

(Seriously over the course of the seven hour event I must have made about 64 slave labor jokes.)

These guys looked a little too happy to get out of those boxes. Like they had just spent a year being told this better be good or your family goes into slave labor in Mongolia.

These guys looked a little too happy to get out of those boxes. Like they had just spent a year being told this better be good or your family goes into slave labor in Mongolia.

I think the entire fireworks display was just a 100 million dollar built in excuse for the pollution.

“Hey, I can’t see the great wall from here. Don’t worry it was just the fireworks.”

There were a whole lot of female swimmers from Muslim countries. And this isn’t a joke. But how does that work? Does Speedo make a burka?

Google says yes.

Google says yes.

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