From the mouths of Albanians…

To welcome back my Albanian friend from his trip home for the month of August I present you with more jokes from the mouths of Albania:

One day this Dad he buys a lie detecting robot. Everytime you lie it runs up and slaps you in the face. So one day his son gets home and he is drunk and his Dad says, Where have you been? The son says, I was just staying over friend’s house. The robot comes up and slaps him in the face. The Dad says, Look you can not lie to me or the robot will know. See I never lied to my father growing up. The robot runs up and slaps the father. Then the mother comes in. Looking at the both of them. Like Father like son. The robot comes up and slap her.

Get it?

It’s because he was not his Father.

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